Abbreviation SMS
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BLESSING Means:
B- Begin you day with.
L- Love in your heart.
E- Expect blessings.
S- Share goodness.
S- Shine like the sun.
I- Inspire some one.
N- Never forgot that.
G- God is with you all time.
L- Love in your heart.
E- Expect blessings.
S- Share goodness.
S- Shine like the sun.
I- Inspire some one.
N- Never forgot that.
G- God is with you all time.
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We go to school, to attend “CLASS” .
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently
at home, we have to “STUDY”.
S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, Tv, Unlimited-sms, Dota, Youtube
S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, Tv, Unlimited-sms, Dota, Youtube
in class, we’re given “HOMEWORK.”
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge :-D.
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge :-D.
while doing homework, we refer to “TEXTBOOK”.
TEXTBOOK = TEXTing + faceBOOK…. hahaha
TEXTBOOK = TEXTing + faceBOOK…. hahaha
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Expansion of INDIA
I – INDIAN
N – NOT
D – DELAY
I – IN
A – ACTION
I – INDIAN
N – NOT
D – DELAY
I – IN
A – ACTION
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What is da true meaning of ‘Study’ ???
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited tafreh
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited tafreh
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning
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True meanings of “GIRL”
“G”= GOSSIP may sab se aagey..
“I”= INNOCENT sirf shakal se..
“R”= RONE ki automatic machine..
“L”= LARAI may sab ki maa…
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“SHEIKH” MEANS
S: Sincere
H: Hard Worker
E: Energetic
I: Inteligent
K: King of Mind
H: Honest
H: Hard Worker
E: Energetic
I: Inteligent
K: King of Mind
H: Honest
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Never get upset..
“BHAI” is an abbreviation of:
B-Beautiful
H-Husband
A-Amongst
I-Ideals
H-Husband
A-Amongst
I-Ideals
So
keep making SISTERS!
keep making SISTERS!
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m o t h e r
MEANING OF M O T H E R:
M:”M Y M O M”
O:”O B L I G E”
T:”T E R R I F I C”
H:”H O N E S T”
E:”E X C E L L E N T”
R:”R E S P O N S I B L E”
M:”M Y M O M”
O:”O B L I G E”
T:”T E R R I F I C”
H:”H O N E S T”
E:”E X C E L L E N T”
R:”R E S P O N S I B L E”
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“BOYS”
B: Badmasion ma sub se aagy.
O: Ollu ke tarha raat ma jagy.
Y: Yari nibhaty jaan laga ke.
S: Sharif sirf ami abu k aagy.
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You are totally B.U.D.H.U
B:= Because
U:= You
D:= Don’t understand
H:= How special
U:= You are to me
Are you smiling now?
¤BUDHU¤
B:= Because
U:= You
D:= Don’t understand
H:= How special
U:= You are to me
Are you smiling now?
¤BUDHU¤
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F R I D A Y:
F = Farz Allah Ka Aada Karo
R = Rab Ko Razi Karo
I = Ibadat Dil Se Karo
D = Durood Kasrat Se Parho
A = Allah Se Maango
Y = Yaad Rakho Mujhe DUA ME…
F = Farz Allah Ka Aada Karo
R = Rab Ko Razi Karo
I = Ibadat Dil Se Karo
D = Durood Kasrat Se Parho
A = Allah Se Maango
Y = Yaad Rakho Mujhe DUA ME…
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Full form of India
I: Insaaf;
N: Namrata;
D: Dayavan;
I: Insaniyat;
A: All Available
N: Namrata;
D: Dayavan;
I: Insaniyat;
A: All Available
Happy Independence Day
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*Mohabbat*
*Means*
M=manzil
O=omeed
H=hasratain
A=arzo
B=bandagi
B=becheni
A=ashiqy
T=taqdeer
*Means*
M=manzil
O=omeed
H=hasratain
A=arzo
B=bandagi
B=becheni
A=ashiqy
T=taqdeer
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CLICK means
C= Cant live with out you
L= Love you so much
I= I miss u so much
C= Care 4 you
K= Kiss from my heart
L= Love you so much
I= I miss u so much
C= Care 4 you
K= Kiss from my heart
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MEANING OF VALENTINE
V-VALUABLE
A-ADORABLE
L-LOVEABLE
E-EXATED
N-NICE
I-INNOCENT
N-NATURAL
E-EAGERSIVE.
V-VALUABLE
A-ADORABLE
L-LOVEABLE
E-EXATED
N-NICE
I-INNOCENT
N-NATURAL
E-EAGERSIVE.
HAPPY VALENTINE DAY.
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The Word ‘Hello’ means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all
right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
O=Obviously, I miss you!
Good Morning my freind
H=How R U?
E=Everything all
right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
O=Obviously, I miss you!
Good Morning my freind
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True meanings of “GIRL”
“G”= GOSSIP may sab se aagey..
“I”= INNOCENT sirf shakal se..
“R”= RONE ki automatic machine..
“L”= LARAI may sab ki maa.
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FuLL FoRm oF bOyS…
B – bAdMaShIyOn Me sAb sE aAgE.
O – oLLo0 kI tArAh rAAt mE jAaGe.
Y – yAaRiAn NiBhAtE jAaN lAgA k.
S – ShArEeF SiRf MaA BaAp k AaGe… ;->
B – bAdMaShIyOn Me sAb sE aAgE.
O – oLLo0 kI tArAh rAAt mE jAaGe.
Y – yAaRiAn NiBhAtE jAaN lAgA k.
S – ShArEeF SiRf MaA BaAp k AaGe… ;->
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s:”still”
m:”mad”
a:”always”
r:”responsible”
t:”teasing”
m:”mad”
a:”always”
r:”responsible”
t:”teasing”
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Full form of (NAMAZ)
N= Nabi k tarike per
A= Allah se
M= Mangane ka
A= Aasan
Z= Zariya…
N= Nabi k tarike per
A= Allah se
M= Mangane ka
A= Aasan
Z= Zariya…
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Do u know,
what is the meaning
of
Happy
H-hum
A-aap ko
P-pal
P-pal
Y-yad
karte hain.
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W.I.F.E
‘Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means?
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
‘Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means?
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
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LOVE
‘L =====
O =====
V =====
E =====
L=loss of money.
o=out of mind.
v=vaste of time.
e=end of life.
So don?t LOVE.
Only line maro?.
‘L =====
O =====
V =====
E =====
L=loss of money.
o=out of mind.
v=vaste of time.
e=end of life.
So don?t LOVE.
Only line maro?.
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LAST
‘It?s My Last Msg To U.
LAST bole tu..
L= Love U alwz
A= All time miss U
S= Save U in my heart,
T= True friend in my life.
So Don?t Wory n B Happy! ;->
‘It?s My Last Msg To U.
LAST bole tu..
L= Love U alwz
A= All time miss U
S= Save U in my heart,
T= True friend in my life.
So Don?t Wory n B Happy! ;->
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BHAI
‘Do u know what bhai stands for
BHAI
‘Do u know what bhai stands for
BHAI
B.. Best
H.. Husband
A.. Among
I.. Ideals
H.. Husband
A.. Among
I.. Ideals
So be the bhai of every girl
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description of SMS
S: salaa
M: muft da
S: siyapa
Jy na kro ty kanjoos. Jy kro ty wella…..
S: salaa
M: muft da
S: siyapa
Jy na kro ty kanjoos. Jy kro ty wella…..
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NWFP
‘pathan interview denay gaya us se pocha gaya ke NWFP ka kya matlab hai?
‘pathan interview denay gaya us se pocha gaya ke NWFP ka kya matlab hai?
Pathan ne jawaab diya:
N=no
W=women
F=for
P=pathan. ! ! !
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SMS
‘S . M . S Doesn’t Mean
“Short Messaging Servie”.
‘S . M . S Doesn’t Mean
“Short Messaging Servie”.
It Only Means
“Sweet . Memories . Shared”
“Sweet . Memories . Shared”
Wid A Special, Loving, Caring & Sweet Person Lyk You :->
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PAKISTAN 2011
‘In 2011 Pakistan means
P=Petrol 88.89 RS Ltr
A=Aata 66 RS kg
K=Khud kash hamle
i=ilm ki kami
S=Sarko pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam Helpless
N=No electrictiy ;->
‘In 2011 Pakistan means
P=Petrol 88.89 RS Ltr
A=Aata 66 RS kg
K=Khud kash hamle
i=ilm ki kami
S=Sarko pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam Helpless
N=No electrictiy ;->
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A to Z
‘Ye sb kuch sirf ap kelie lekha he.
‘Ye sb kuch sirf ap kelie lekha he.
A.acha he tu.
B.bawafa he tu.
C.chahat wala hetu.
D.durd wala hetu.
E.end of to my life he tu.
F.frnd is very god he tu.
G.gosh.e.dil he tu.
H.hussin.e.jahan he tu.
I.inam.e.dil he tu.
j.jiger gosha hetu.
k.kitab.e.dil he tu.
L.lugt.e.ishiq he tu.
M.mosin.e. Zindgi he tu.
N.nazr.e.karam he tu.
O.out of enyme he tu.
P.peyar ka bani he tu.
R.resarh of love he tu.
S.shoq.e .ishiq he tu.
T.talb.e.husin he tu.
U.umeed.e.dil he tu.
B.bawafa he tu.
C.chahat wala hetu.
D.durd wala hetu.
E.end of to my life he tu.
F.frnd is very god he tu.
G.gosh.e.dil he tu.
H.hussin.e.jahan he tu.
I.inam.e.dil he tu.
j.jiger gosha hetu.
k.kitab.e.dil he tu.
L.lugt.e.ishiq he tu.
M.mosin.e. Zindgi he tu.
N.nazr.e.karam he tu.
O.out of enyme he tu.
P.peyar ka bani he tu.
R.resarh of love he tu.
S.shoq.e .ishiq he tu.
T.talb.e.husin he tu.
U.umeed.e.dil he tu.
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SMS SING
‘India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,
Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki
Pagri pehnta hai
Naam hai uska?
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)
‘India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,
Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki
Pagri pehnta hai
Naam hai uska?
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)
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B.A
‘Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi??
Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!
Papa- What Is Bba.
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish
‘Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi??
Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!
Papa- What Is Bba.
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish
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ALIF 2014
‘urdu ki pehli book?1947
Alif?An?ar
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urdu ki 1st book 2014.
Alif?Aataa
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‘urdu ki pehli book?1947
Alif?An?ar
by?.Bakry
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urdu ki 1st book 2014.
Alif?Aataa
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What is MOHABBAT
MOHABBAT IS
M, mot.
O, oljhan.
H, harna.
A, aansu.
B, bewafai.
B, barbadi.
A, andhera.
T, tanhai.
SO friendship is always better than love?
MOHABBAT IS
M, mot.
O, oljhan.
H, harna.
A, aansu.
B, bewafai.
B, barbadi.
A, andhera.
T, tanhai.
SO friendship is always better than love?
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Do You Know The Meaning Of BMW . . . . . . . ["!"]
Bohat Mehngey Wali Car . . . . . . .;->
Bohat Mehngey Wali Car . . . . . . .;->
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3 E
‘Live With The 3 E?s . . .
| Energy |
| Enthusiasm |
| Empathy |
And The 3 F?s . . .
| Faith |
| Family |
| Friends |
Then U Will Feel Life In Ur Life.
‘Live With The 3 E?s . . .
| Energy |
| Enthusiasm |
| Empathy |
And The 3 F?s . . .
| Faith |
| Family |
| Friends |
Then U Will Feel Life In Ur Life.
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COUNTRIES
‘These are some of the romantic countries in the world
‘These are some of the romantic countries in the world
HOLLAND
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
ITALY
I Trust And Love You
I Trust And Love You
LIBYA
Love Is Beautiful You Also
Love Is Beautiful You Also
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‘G: God
O: Offers us His
O: Outstanding
D: Devotion 2
O: Offers us His
O: Outstanding
D: Devotion 2
M: Make us
O: Obedient &
R: Ready 4 a
N: Newday 2
I: Initiate
N: New Aim 4 d
G: Glory of God
O: Obedient &
R: Ready 4 a
N: Newday 2
I: Initiate
N: New Aim 4 d
G: Glory of God
GUD MORNING
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BHAI
‘Whenever any beautiful girl calls u “BHAI”.
‘Whenever any beautiful girl calls u “BHAI”.
Never get upset..
“BHAI” is an abbreviation of:
B-Beautiful
H-Husband
A-Amongst
I-Ideals
H-Husband
A-Amongst
I-Ideals
So
keep making SISTERS!
keep making SISTERS!
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5 B
‘Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B’s
B – Bikes.
‘Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B’s
B – Bikes.
B – Beers.
B – Babes.
B – Bunks And The Most Important.
B – Backlogs.
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‘F..R..I..E..N..D
*Field of love*
*Root of joy*
*Island of God*
*End of sorrows*
*Name of hope*
*Door of understanding* (=
*Root of joy*
*Island of God*
*End of sorrows*
*Name of hope*
*Door of understanding* (=
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‘”SHEIKH” MEANS
S: Sincere
H: Hard Worker
E: Energetic
I: Inteligent
K: King of Mind
H: Honest
H: Hard Worker
E: Energetic
I: Inteligent
K: King of Mind
H: Honest
PASS IT TO EVERY SHEIKH PROUD TO BE A SHEIKH
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BI PA SHA
‘Bipasha bharat ke har nagrik ka adikar he,
bipasa har kisiki jaruriyat he,
bipasha har kisiko milni chahiye,
bi-bijli
pa-pani
sha-shadak
‘Bipasha bharat ke har nagrik ka adikar he,
bipasa har kisiki jaruriyat he,
bipasha har kisiko milni chahiye,
bi-bijli
pa-pani
sha-shadak
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DARLING
‘D-Dear
A-Always
R-Remember
L-Love
I-Is
N-Not
G-Game.
‘D-Dear
A-Always
R-Remember
L-Love
I-Is
N-Not
G-Game.
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‘MISSED CALL Means -
“M”Ost
“I”Nnovative
“S”Tylish
“S”Till
“E”Ffecti Ve
“D”Evice
“I”Nnovative
“S”Tylish
“S”Till
“E”Ffecti Ve
“D”Evice
“C”Onveying
“A”Pnapan
“L”Ove &
“L”Oneliness
“A”Pnapan
“L”Ove &
“L”Oneliness
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‘F R I D A Y
F= Farz allah ka ada karo
R= Rab ko razi karo
I= Ibadat dil se karo
D= Darud kasrat se parho
A= Allah se mango
Y= Yaad rakho mujhe DUAON ME:-
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GIRL
‘True meanings of “GIRL”
‘True meanings of “GIRL”
“G”= GOSSIP may sab se aagey..
“I”= INNOCENT sirf shakal se..
“R”= RONE ki automatic machine..
“L”= LARAI may sab ki maa… 
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HUGS
‘H- apPy FeElInGs ShArEd
‘H- apPy FeElInGs ShArEd
U- nIvErSaLlY wArM & fUzZy
G- rEaT 2 gIvE & 2 rEcEiVe
S- uRe 2 MaKe AnYoNe’S dAy
I hOpE tHiS
“HUG”
MaKeS uR dAy BrIgHtEr
“HUG”
MaKeS uR dAy BrIgHtEr
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BOYS
‘FuLL FoRm oF bOyS…
B – bAdMaShIyOn Me sAb sE aAgE.
O – oLLo0 kI tArAh rAAt mE jAaGe.
Y – yAaRiAn NiBhAtE jAaN lAgA k.
S – ShArEeF SiRf MaA BaAp k AaGe… ;->
‘FuLL FoRm oF bOyS…
B – bAdMaShIyOn Me sAb sE aAgE.
O – oLLo0 kI tArAh rAAt mE jAaGe.
Y – yAaRiAn NiBhAtE jAaN lAgA k.
S – ShArEeF SiRf MaA BaAp k AaGe… ;->
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SMART
‘s:”still”
m:”mad”
a:”always”
r:”responsible”
t:”teasing”
‘s:”still”
m:”mad”
a:”always”
r:”responsible”
t:”teasing”
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Abbreviations for our degrees:
B.A —- BEAUTIFUL ANGLE
B.E —- BEAUTIFUL EYES
B.Sc — BEAUTIFUL STRUCTURE
B.L —- BEAUTIFUL LIPS
M.B.A — MARRIED BUT AVAILABLE
B.A —- BEAUTIFUL ANGLE
B.E —- BEAUTIFUL EYES
B.Sc — BEAUTIFUL STRUCTURE
B.L —- BEAUTIFUL LIPS
M.B.A — MARRIED BUT AVAILABLE
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G. Go 2 Bed
O. Off d Lights
O. Out O Tension
D. Dreams Come
N. Nice Sleep
I. Ignore Worries
G. Get Up Early
H. Have A Nice Day
T. Thank God Always
O. Off d Lights
O. Out O Tension
D. Dreams Come
N. Nice Sleep
I. Ignore Worries
G. Get Up Early
H. Have A Nice Day
T. Thank God Always
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Meaning of GOOD MORNING:
G: God O: Offers us His
O: Outstanding
D: Devotion 2
M: Make us
O: Obedient &
R: Ready 4 a
N: Newday 2
I: Initiate
N: New Aim 4 d
G: Glory of God
G: God O: Offers us His
O: Outstanding
D: Devotion 2
M: Make us
O: Obedient &
R: Ready 4 a
N: Newday 2
I: Initiate
N: New Aim 4 d
G: Glory of God
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These are some of the romantic countries in the world
HOLLAND
“Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies”
ITALY
“I Trust And Love You”
LIBYA
“Love Is Beautiful You Also”
HOLLAND
“Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies”
ITALY
“I Trust And Love You”
LIBYA
“Love Is Beautiful You Also”
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Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means? Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling,
It means :- With Idiot For Ever
It means? Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling,
It means :- With Idiot For Ever
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?ISLAM? stands for:
I = I
S = Should
L = Love
A = Always
M = Muhammad (S.A.W)
I = I
S = Should
L = Love
A = Always
M = Muhammad (S.A.W)
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It?s My Last Msg To U.
LAST bole tu..
L= Love U alwz
A= All time miss U
S= Save U in my heart,
T= True friend in my life.
So Don?t Wory n B Happy! ;->
LAST bole tu..
L= Love U alwz
A= All time miss U
S= Save U in my heart,
T= True friend in my life.
So Don?t Wory n B Happy! ;->
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Live With The 3 E?s . . .
| Energy |
| Enthusiasm |
| Empathy |
And The 3 F?s . . .
| Faith |
| Family |
| Friends |
Then U Will Feel Life In Ur Life.
| Energy |
| Enthusiasm |
| Empathy |
And The 3 F?s . . .
| Faith |
| Family |
| Friends |
Then U Will Feel Life In Ur Life.
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LOVE Means
L= Lake of Sorrows
O= Ocean of Tears
V= Valley of Death
E= End of life
L= Lake of Sorrows
O= Ocean of Tears
V= Valley of Death
E= End of life
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L O V E
L – Life
O – Opinion
V – Vision
E – End of life
L – Life
O – Opinion
V – Vision
E – End of life
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SHEIKH” MEANS
S: Sincere
H: Hard Worker
E: Energetic
I: Inteligent
K: King of Mind
H: Honest ”
S: Sincere
H: Hard Worker
E: Energetic
I: Inteligent
K: King of Mind
H: Honest ”
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S . M . S Doesn’t Mean
“Short Messaging Servie”.
It Only Means
“Sweet . Memories . Shared”
Wid A Special, Loving, Caring & Sweet Person Lyk You :->
“Short Messaging Servie”.
It Only Means
“Sweet . Memories . Shared”
Wid A Special, Loving, Caring & Sweet Person Lyk You :->
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SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You..
Have A wonderful day
Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You..
Have A wonderful day
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When U miss me just say: C.L.I.C.K
C=Can’t live without u.
L=Love U.
I=I miss U.
C=Care About U.
K=Kiss from my Heart to u
So, When U miss me just say:- (CLICK)
C=Can’t live without u.
L=Love U.
I=I miss U.
C=Care About U.
K=Kiss from my Heart to u
So, When U miss me just say:- (CLICK)
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Dont be sad when a girl call u bhai
Do u know what bhai stands for
BHAI
B.. Best
H.. Husband
A.. Among
I.. Ideals
So be the bhai of every girl
Do u know what bhai stands for
BHAI
B.. Best
H.. Husband
A.. Among
I.. Ideals
So be the bhai of every girl
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HUG
H- Appy Feelings Shared
U- Niversally Warm & Fuzzy
G- Reat 2 Give & 2 Receive
S- Ure 2 Make Anyone’s Day
I Hope This
HUG
Makes Ur Day Brighter
H- Appy Feelings Shared
U- Niversally Warm & Fuzzy
G- Reat 2 Give & 2 Receive
S- Ure 2 Make Anyone’s Day
I Hope This
HUG
Makes Ur Day Brighter
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# SMILE #
S; Sets u Free.
M; Makes u Special
I; Increases ur Face value
L; Lifts up ur Spirit
E; Erases all ur Tensions &;.So Smile yaar
S; Sets u Free.
M; Makes u Special
I; Increases ur Face value
L; Lifts up ur Spirit
E; Erases all ur Tensions &;.So Smile yaar
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GFEDCBA Means
Girls
Forgets
Everything
Done and
Catches
another
Bakara
Again
Girls
Forgets
Everything
Done and
Catches
another
Bakara
Again
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Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B’s
B – Bikes.
B – Beers.
B – Babes.
B – Bunks. And The Most Important.
B – Backlogs.
B – Bikes.
B – Beers.
B – Babes.
B – Bunks. And The Most Important.
B – Backlogs.
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U R a DOG:
D – Don / Darling
O – Of
G – Girls
D – Don / Darling
O – Of
G – Girls
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COLLEGE Means:
C – Come
O – On
L – Lets
L – Love
E – Each
G – Girl
E – Equally
C – Come
O – On
L – Lets
L – Love
E – Each
G – Girl
E – Equally
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Meaning of ABCDEFG
A – A
B – Boy
C – Can
D – Do
E – Everything
F – For
G – Girls
A – A
B – Boy
C – Can
D – Do
E – Everything
F – For
G – Girls
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Do u know what bhai stands for
BHAI
BHAI
B.. Best
H.. Husband
A.. Among
I.. Ideals
H.. Husband
A.. Among
I.. Ideals
So be the bhai of every girl
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pathan interview denay gaya us se pocha gaya ke NWFP ka kya matlab hai?
Pathan ne jawaab diya:
N=no
W=women
F=for
P=pathan. ! ! !
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S . M . S Doesn’t Mean
“Short Messaging Servie”.
“Short Messaging Servie”.
It Only Means
“Sweet . Memories . Shared”
“Sweet . Memories . Shared”
Wid A Special, Loving, Caring & Sweet Person Lyk You :->
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Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means?
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
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”Pakistan means”
P=Pistol
A=Atom bomb
K=Khud kash hamla
I=ilm ki kami
S=Sarko pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam Helpless
N=No election
P=Pistol
A=Atom bomb
K=Khud kash hamla
I=ilm ki kami
S=Sarko pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam Helpless
N=No election
“Emergency mubarak”
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School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information [...]
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information [...]
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L =====
O =====
V =====
E =====
L=loss of money.
o=out of mind.
v=vaste of time.
e=end of life.
So don?t LOVE.
Only line maro?.
O =====
V =====
E =====
L=loss of money.
o=out of mind.
v=vaste of time.
e=end of life.
So don?t LOVE.
Only line maro?.
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It?s My Last Msg To U.
LAST bole tu..
L= Love U alwz
A= All time miss U
S= Save U in my heart,
T= True friend in my life.
LAST bole tu..
L= Love U alwz
A= All time miss U
S= Save U in my heart,
T= True friend in my life.
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In 2009 Pakistan means
P=Petrol 88.89 RS Ltr
A=Aata 66 RS kg
K=Khud kash hamle
i=ilm ki kami
S=Sarko pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam Helpless
N=No electrictiy ;->
P=Petrol 88.89 RS Ltr
A=Aata 66 RS kg
K=Khud kash hamle
i=ilm ki kami
S=Sarko pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam Helpless
N=No electrictiy ;->
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Father Means
F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who?s There
H= He?s My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One?
No One Can Beat Him He?s The Best!!!
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who?s There
H= He?s My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One?
No One Can Beat Him He?s The Best!!!
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