if Sachin is god of cricket
den Dhoni is ‘hanuman’ of indian cricket…
evry time he is der as ‘sankat mochan’ for india…
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Malinga bowls ball directly to Third-man.
Because bowling to
batsman is too mainstream!
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if a man fuck a man he is called gay,,
,,when a man fuck 11 men he is called ” GAYLE”
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Introducing T20 Cricket format in exams
1. Reduce exam time by 1 hour, marks by 50
2. Break after each 15 minutes
3.Give free hit marks for unexpected question
4. First 30 min. power play, no teachers in exam hall
5. Cheer girls dance for each additional sheet.
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Crickets make a lot of noise,,,,
you hear it but you can’t see them.
Then right when you walk by them,
they’re quiet….:)
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Two lovers are going for a walk in the wood.
The romantic young girl whispers :
- Listen how beautiful is the singing of crickets !
- That are not crickets, darling, but zippers…
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AFRIDI- Hum Sachin ko
Kisi haal me century nai banana denge.
SHOAIB- Magar hum use rokenge kaise,
Wo to Gazab ki form mein hai ??.
AFRIDI-Hum under 100 All Out ho jayenge
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Jo hum se takrayega……
Woh World Cup se tata bye bye ho jayega….
Dekha hua naaa.
Lets celebrate.
Congartulation Team India for the great WIN.
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Yuvi Aur Zaheer Chal Gaye Pichli Baar
Khote Sikke Nahi Chalte Har Baar
Tej Karo Apne Hathiaron Ki Dhaar
Team India Ke Har Khiladi Ko Khelna Hoga Zordaar
Tabhi Hoga Quarter Final Ka Beda Paar
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TOILET aur CRICKET GROUND Me Ek Hi Samaanta Hai
Guess What?
Socho.?
Nahi Pata?
Arre Dono Jagah.. “DHONI” hai
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Batting First Class Hai
Bowling Bhi Khas Hai
Fielding Thodi Aam Hai
Himmat Kamaal Hai
Woh Team World Cup Jeetegi
Jisme Dhoni Sehwag Tendulkar Bemisaal Hai
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Famous Quotes about SACHIN :
> Lara ¤ If Cricket is
a Religion, then
SACHIN is the Only GOD..
> Dhoni ¤ He has scored 16000 Runs.. I’ve Not
Even Faced 16000 Balls..
> Kumble ¤ I’m Fortunate that I’ve to Bowl at him
Only in the Nets..
> Allan Border ¤ It’s Scary.! Where the hell do
We Bowl to Him.?!
> Paul Strang ¤ What we (Zimbabwe) need is
10 Tendulkars..
> Mathew Hayden ¤ I’ve Seen God.. He Bats at Number 4 for India
in Tests…
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Oh Guru, tezz hawa chale toh
Sar pe hoarding gir jate hain,
Aur aakhri over maiden jaye to
Captain ka sar phir jata hai.
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Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Saari Dharti Khel Ka Maidaan
Saari Dharti Khel Ka Maidaan
Aur Us Pe Karmbhoomi Hi Pitch Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Aati Hai Sabki Baari But Just For Once Hai
Hum Hi Is Khel Mein Khiladi Aur Humhi Audiance Hai
Hum Hi Is Khel Mein Khiladi Aur Humhi Audiance Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Naukri Milna To Chauka Lag Jaana Hai
Naukri Milna To Chauka Lag Jaana Hai
Par Chakka To Sidha Shaadi Ho Jaana Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Jeevan Ke Utar Chadav Ball Ki Inswing Aur Outswing Hai
Lekin Sukh Dukh Ka Aana To Leg Break Aur Spinning Hai
Lekin Sukh Dukh Ka Aana To Leg Break Aur Spinning Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Accident Ho Jaana Jaise Retired Hurt Ho Jaana Hai
Accident Ho Jaana Jaise Retired Hurt Ho Jaana Hai
Per Kismat Ka Phootna To Lbw Ho Jaana Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Catch Out Hona Jaise Hatya Hai
Par Run Out Hona To Atmhatya Hai
Par Run Out Hona To Atmhatya Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Hum To Bas Ek Chhote Se Shayar Hai
Sab Kuch To Uske Haath Hai Jo Is Khel Ka Umpire Hai…
Hum To Bas Ek Chhote Se Shayar Hai
Sab Kuch To Uske Haath Hai Jo Is Khel Ka Umpire Hai…
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Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health.
Santa: Sir i play football,
Cricket, tennis daily.
Doctor: how long do you play?
Santa: jab tak mobile ki
Battrery down na ho jaaye tab tak.
Santa: Sir i play football,
Cricket, tennis daily.
Doctor: how long do you play?
Santa: jab tak mobile ki
Battrery down na ho jaaye tab tak.
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At Border Indian officer shouts at
Pakistani Spy,”Goli” Mar dunga.
Pak Spy
Replies:”Goli” se darr nahi lagta
Sahab,”Kohli” se lagta he..
Pakistani Spy,”Goli” Mar dunga.
Pak Spy
Replies:”Goli” se darr nahi lagta
Sahab,”Kohli” se lagta he..
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Joke of 2014…
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‘Sehwag ka record tornay ki koshish karun ga.
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*Misbah-ul-Haq*.
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‘Sehwag ka record tornay ki koshish karun ga.
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*Misbah-ul-Haq*.
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Humain To Khanay Ko Kuch Mila He Nahi Faraz…
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Hum Ground Main Ball Ko He Apple Samajh K Khanay Lagy.
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Hum Ground Main Ball Ko He Apple Samajh K Khanay Lagy.
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Tiny stars shining bright,
Its time 4 me 2 say goodnight,
So close ur eyes nd snuggle up tight,
I’m wishing u sweet dreams tonight!
Its time 4 me 2 say goodnight,
So close ur eyes nd snuggle up tight,
I’m wishing u sweet dreams tonight!
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Dhoni’s MOTHER: Market se sabji le aa..
Dhoni: Par Maa kal match haar gaye na,
Toh log bahut gusse me hain!
Mother: Meri sari pehnkar jao,
Koi nhi pehchanega.
Dhoni goes 2 mrket wearing sari.
1GIRL: Hi, Dhoni hw r u?
Dhoni get shocked: Apko kaise pata chala?
GIRL: Abbe! Mai Harbhajan hu…
Dhoni: Par Maa kal match haar gaye na,
Toh log bahut gusse me hain!
Mother: Meri sari pehnkar jao,
Koi nhi pehchanega.
Dhoni goes 2 mrket wearing sari.
1GIRL: Hi, Dhoni hw r u?
Dhoni get shocked: Apko kaise pata chala?
GIRL: Abbe! Mai Harbhajan hu…
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Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein Tamatar Aur Andon Ki Khushboo
Lagta Hai Meray Wattan Ki Cricket Team Wapis Anny Wali Hai.
Hamesha woh Rakhtey Password Log Hain
Jo Kabhi Na Bhooley,
16646
Kis Ka Hai Yeh Password?
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Saeed Ajmal … =)
Lagta Hai Meray Wattan Ki Cricket Team Wapis Anny Wali Hai.
Hamesha woh Rakhtey Password Log Hain
Jo Kabhi Na Bhooley,
16646
Kis Ka Hai Yeh Password?
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Saeed Ajmal … =)
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Koi hmmara haal bi poch lay…
FARAZ,
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hm nay bi samifinal khelna hy Simosey nai baichnay…;-)
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Newzland & Srilanka ki request…
FARAZ,
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hm nay bi samifinal khelna hy Simosey nai baichnay…;-)
.
Newzland & Srilanka ki request…
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