Wednesday 21 November 2012

Faraz SMS

By on 10:24

‘Load sheding ne muje namazi bana dia
FARAZ,
.
.
.
Mobile ki battry ab masjid mai hi
charge krta hun..’
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Yeh Hum Nahin Kehtay
Ghar Wale Kehtay Hain FARAZ
K Nend Main Bhi Hum Aapka
Naam Lia Kertay Hain
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Meri mohabbato ka us par
koi asar nai
faraz
Jb b milti hy yahi kehti hy
tm wohi hona jisne class 2
me soosoo krdi thi
(‘_’)
/))\kamini bhooli
_/|_nai ab tk.;-(‘
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‘Faraz ek shaadi ki mehfil
me DULHAN se:
“Naazon se pali ho susral
jaa rahi ho..
“masi ki tarhan kaam karogi,
bekaar me itra rahi ho
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Saza ye hai k annkhon
se cheen li neendain
us ne
“FARAZ”
Jurm ye tha k uske
Sath jeeney k khawab
dekhe they..!
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Aaj bohat dino baad kitab
kholi to pata chala
FARAZ
.
.

a v nai aanda :(
a v nai aanda :(
a v nai aanda :(
te
a v nai aanda :(
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Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin
Jin ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor
FARAZ.
Apna to Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Gaya
Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte. :-)
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Kabhi Os Ka,
Kabhi Is Ka,
Kabhi Mera Hua,
! Faraz !
Os Ne Husn Gawa Dia
Tijarat Krte Krte ..!!
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Usay kehna k Mai aaj bht
khush
FARAZ
Pichli sardion ka Sweeter
nikala to jaib se 500 rupay
nikly
(‘.’)
\)(/
<\
oye…
jb bazar gya tou pata
chala k 500 ka purana
note tou ab nai chalta.
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Koi muntazir ha uska kitni shiddat se
*
Faraz
*
Wo jaanta hai magar anjan bana rehta hai.
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Mayyat pa meri aye hain kuch iss adda se
*
FARAZ
*
Sab un pa marr mithay meri Tadfeen Chord kar
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Dil Mein kitny zakham hain
kisi ko kia pata
,,*”*FARAZ*”*,,
Ye aur baat hy k hum muskra
k jeety hain.,
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Apni Afsorda Mizaji
Ka Bura Ho, K Faraz…
.
.
Waqeaa Koi Bhi Ho Ankh
Ko Bhar Jana Hai..
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Qalam Sy Likh Nahi
Sakte Zakhmi Dil K
Afsane
.
*(FARAZ)*
.
Hum To Tumhein Yaad
Rakhte Hain
.
Tere Dil Ki Khuda Jane..!!
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Kitne armaano se
Shadi ki raat uska
Ghongat uthaya tu ne
FARAZ.
Wo bare piyar se
boli.
Aap Sherwaani me aik dam
“Bagairat” lag rahay hain….
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FARAZ vs WASI
=*=*=*=*=*=*=
1. Urte hue parindon ko
koi qaid nhi kr skta
“Faraz”
Jo apne hote hain woh
khud he loat aate hen.
=
Wasi reply to Faraz
2. Na rakh Umeed-E-Wafa
kisi parindy se “WASI”
Jab par nikl aatay hain
apna hi Aashyana bhool
jaty hain.
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Main to yoon hi betha
macharr maar raha tha
faraz
aik machar aa k bola
beta Lahore aa tujhay
batata hoon :-(
DENGUE
GROUP
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Tere Haseen Hatho Ka
Ahtram Krte Hein
FARAZ.
Warna Hum Kabhi Yasso
Panjo Mein Maaf Nhi Krte…
(‘,’) Ja
<)(>tano maf
./\ kita ;-)
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Wada tha uska rat
ko aye ga khawab mein
….Faraz…
Aur hum thay k raat
bher khushi se so na sakay…,,,.
Gud night
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Wo Bathroom main betha kisi Se
1 lota pani b Naa Maang Saka
“Faraz”
Kiyon k usne khud hee kaha tha
Mujh per 1 Ehsan karna
k
“Mujh per koi Ehsan Na karna”.
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Aaj Udass Hoon To Kisi
Ny Bhi Aawaz Nhi Di
“FARAZ”
Kal Hum Ny Daig Pakaie
Thi Tou Khan G Khan G
Ho Rhi Thi……
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“Wo Mujy ye keh kar chor gya
“FARAZ”
.
.
.
ok bye….:-D
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Pholon se ty Wafa mil
na ski ao kanton se
Dosti kr lain,
“Faraz”
Suna ha k ye Daman pakr
lain tu phr itin asani
se chora ni krte
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Jitni Muhabbat Mili
sari Baant Di dunia
walon ko,
“” FARAZ”"
Jab Hum ne jholi
phailaee,
To kisi Ne Dard K
Siwa Kuch Na Diya.
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Jitni Muhabbat Mili
Sari Baant Di Dunya
Walon Ko
‘FARAZ’
Jab Hum Ne Jholi
Phailaee,To Kisi Ne
Dard K Siwa Kuch Na
Diya.
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“Itan udaas na rha karo kisi ki
muhabat mein…!
“Faraz”
“Dildaar naseeb say miltay hen
udasion say nhi…!
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Us SHAKHSH Sy FAQAT
Itna Sa TAL-U-Q Hai
“FARAAZ….”
Woh PARESHA’N Ho To
Humein NEEND Nahi Aati
Hai…
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Usy Keh Do k Yun Hr
Baat Pe MujhSe Rootha
NA Kary.
“FARAZ”
Kisi Din Mera Meter
Ghoom Giya Te Main Ek
La Deni Aa.,.,
(‘.’)
..)(
_//_ Aa HO
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Wapsi ka safar ab
mumkin nhi hai
“Fazra”
Hum mohabbat mein nikal
chuky hain
“kalma ChowK”se B agy…
(,”)/oye koi te
/))daso bus
/\kithey ruke gi..?
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Mere hi hathon pe
likhi ha meri taqdeer
\” FARAZ \”
aur meri hi taqdeer
pa mera bus nahi chalta
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Hum Mohabat Mein
Zaberdsti K Qaail
Nae
…FARAZ…
Jisne Krni Hy Kre
Nae Te Paran Mare..
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Dosto Sy Bichar Kar Yay
Haqeeqat Khuli..
“FARAZ”
Chawalan Naal WAWA Ronaq
Lagi Rendi C..
(“,)/
<)) Gal Sun Yar
./| I Miss You.
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Yay Keh Kar Us Ny Hum
Ko Bhari Mehfil Mein
Ruswa Kr Diya.
‘FARAZ’
Seedha Ho K Beth Teri
Shalwar Phati Hoi Hy.
(,^^)>
<))
.|\_
Oh Ly Ami Ny Fir Nae
Sitti.
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Load sheading ne
Mujhe b Namazi bana
dia

” FARAZ”

Mobile ki battry ab
Masjid k Genaretar
se he charge krta hun….
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Hum Dosti Mein Surat
Ko Nahi Seerat Ko Dekha
Karty Hein
“FARAZ”
Tabhi To Mery Sary Dost
Ajeeb-o-Ghareeb Sy Hein.
Lo Khud Ko e Dykh Lo!
.
(@_@)
..(&)
._/\_
But I Love My Frnds…
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Raat Bhar Mujay Iss
Baat Ny Sonay Na Dea
FARAZ
Zindage 4 Din Ki Hy
/(‘,’)
…)(>
…..
Aur ROZAY 30
Din K??
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Iss Qadar Kamzor Ho
Chuka Hon K Pyar Mein
Faraz
Chili Mili Bhi Khaon
To Pait Bhar Jata Hy.
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Jb Royay Hain Tou Koi
Haal Tk Nhi Poochta…
+”Faraz”+
Thora Sa Hans Kia Lein
To Gher Waly Kehtein
Hain..
“Kis Ka Msg Hy…?”
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“Mujh Se Ab Ye Judai Ka
ZEHAR Piya Nahi Jata
FARAZ”,,,,
H0 Sake T0 Mujhe 2 Glass
“TANG” Hi Pila D0
(,”)/ Oey !
/][ Sun
.!!.” Baraf Daal K.
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Muhabbat Ki Haqiqat Se
Hum Khoob Waqif Thy…!
*”FARAZ”*
Bus Yun Hi Zara Sa Shoq
Hua Tha Zindage Barbaad
Karne Ka…
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Muhabbat Ki Haqiqat Se
Hum Khoob Waqif Thy…!
*”FARAZ”*
Bus Yun Hi Zara Sa Shoq
Hua Tha Zindage Barbaad
Karne Ka…
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Main to samja k woh
mujy song suna rahi
hain
FARAZ
Mgr us ny
WAY GUJRA VAY
.
WAY GUJRA VAY
Keh kr apny bhai
ko bula liya
.
.
|\(‘,’)
|…(>
Changi ni kiti.
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Faqat iss leay hum
ny mehfilon mein jana
chor dea,
FARAZ,,,
K koi phoch na le..
‘beta’ result kb arha hy :-/
;-)
(‘.’)
/()\ lo daso tu
./\ cup dena ay
SAlyia..
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Pani mein gira rumal to
rumal giila hai..
Asman mein dekha to
asman b nila hai…
Muhabat to sub krte
hy par
FARAZ…!
.
.
Main karuUU to
Salaaaa character
Dheeela hy.,.
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Apni Annaa ki
parchaiyon se ik
ibarat banti hai…
FARAZ
Jitny bury
hum hain, Utna
acha koi nahi..!
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Main bathroom mein betha hun
lota liye “Faraz”
Bijli aye to yad se motor chala
dena..!!
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Hosley sare Aazma betha..!
Sare Zamane k gham utha
betha..!
Jis ki Chahat me umer bhar
trapa..
FARAZ,
Akhir usi ki Shadi ka
“Zarda Kha betha”!i
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Mera dil totney ka sabab pochtey ho
“FARAZ”
Kadi teri v koi kulfi kho k nassey ty tenu
pata laggey
(‘,’)/’
/ )(
/ . Rukk oey
addi ty dy ja. ;-p
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Kahin tanha na kar dey tujhe munfarid rehne ka shok FARAZ…
jab din dhalay to kisi se haal-e-dil keh diya kar
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Kion Ghareb Samjhte Hain Hame Ye Dunia Wale Faraz????
HArzar Dard Ki Dolat Se Mala Maal Hain Hum!!!!!
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Saleeqa ho agar Bheegi ANKHON ko parrehnay ka FARAZ
To behtay howe AANSU bhi aksar baat kerte hain
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Itna Tasalsul to meri sanson mein b nai FARAZ
jis rawani se wo shakhs mujhe yaad ata hai
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Kuch andhera b zaruri hai gham-e-yaar k sath,,,
ab diya koi na rakhe meri dewaar k sath,,,
mein jo ik umer masafat mein raha, tab jana,,,
rah b chalti rahi hai, meri raftaar k sath,,,
ham to yusaf nahi,bazaar-e-sukhan mein “FRAAZ”
yun hi chal parte hein,har ik kharidaar k sath.
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Apne Siwa batao tumhein Kuch MiLa Hai FARAZ ..
Hazar bar leen hain tumne mere dil ki talashiyaan
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Ab tu bijli bhi medicine ki tarha ho gai hai Faraz…



Aik Ghanta Subha…
Aik Ghanta Dupehar…
Aik Ghanta Sham….!!!
:-O
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Manzil par puhanchny ki talab hoti he jin Jawano mein
“FARAZ”
Rasty me khary ho kar wo BACHIAN nahi Tarte.
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Suna tha zindagi imtehan leti hai “FARAZ”
Magar yahan to imtehano ne zindagi leli…:
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Mujhe aaj bhi us k pyar ki shiddat ronay nahin deti
” FARAZ ”
wo kehta tha mar jaonga tere aansuon k girne se pehle.
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Us ne pal bhar k liy b meri masomiat na dekhi
Faraz
Bus motar cycal roki ty mobile kho k oo gya
(”,)/
<][
_/_
Oy Sim Tay Dey Ja Meri
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Pal pal Uska Saath Nibhate
Hum
Ek Ishare Pe Dunya Chor Jate
Hum
Samandar K Beech Me Pohanch Kar Fareb Kya Usne
Faraz!
Wo Kehta To Kinare Pe Hi Doob Jate Hum.
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Gham-e-judai me
buhat jaam piye
honge
“FaraZ”
per
’sprite’ bujhaey
pyaas, baki sab
bkwaas.. ¥;-)..
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Us bechari pr sy ab yeh zulmat k badal khatam krdo
Qissa yeh purana hoa ab isy bhasam krdo
Yeh ilzam b mein apny sir leta hun FARAZ
Mein ny he kaha tha k
PEPSI PR 5 RUPEY KAM KRDO.
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Ab To Mujhe Dar Lagta Hai K Kahin Board Me Ye Sawal Na Ajae
FaRaZ
k Kisne Kaha Tha K Pepsi Pe 5 Rupe Kam Krdo !
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Mana K Tum Guftagu K Fun Mein Maahir Ho
.+”‘+._.+”‘+.
‘+.FARAZ!+’
‘+.,.+’
Wafa K Lafz Pe Kabhi Atko To Humain Yaad Ker Laina….
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Apny doston ko main kyse smjhaon ‘Faraz’
K muhabt msg krny se nahi
Aftari krwany se bharhti hy
(’.’) Kuch
<)(=~> Socho
_/”_ Zalimo..
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Ek Tooti Hui zanjir ki Fryad hen Hm
or Dunya
samjti hy k
Azad hen Hum
is Ashqi ny Hum ko Dia hi kia
” Faraz”
kal B Brbad Thy or Aaj B Brbad hen Hm….
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Ab to khubsorat BACHI
se b bat krte hue dil ki kuch ajib si
kefiyat hoti hai faraz,
kaHin wo b na kehde…!
.
.

“TERI MEHRBANI”
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Hamari qismat ka ye pehlu to zara dekho
.
.
“Faraz”
.
jab humne usey kaha: “I love u”:-*
.
wo boli:
.
.
.
.
Bha Muke English Nathi achey
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Usko Rab se itne bar manga hai,
FARAZ
k Ab hum sirf haath uthate hen
to farishte Kehtay hain
“Na tainoon hor koi kam ni”
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Mat Dekh Mujhe Itni Chahat muhabbat or Hasrat Se ,,
“FARAZ”
.
.
.
.
Kaha Na Mat Dekh Nafsiatee Hy Kia..
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Mix Funny Poetry of Faraz
1. Kisi ka Jootha Peeny sy shifa milti hy Faraz,
Kameena yeh bolty bolty meri sari pepsi pee gaya..!
2. Main apny ghar ki ek ek cheez ginta ho faraz,
Aik tery aany se phly, aik tery jany k baad..!
3. Us ne mri zindagi kaanto se bhar di Faraz,
Wo jo khti thi “Mahi aave ga main Phullan Nal dharti sjawangi
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Mix Funny Poetry of Faraz
1. Kisi ka Jootha Peeny sy shifa milti hy Faraz,
Kameena yeh bolty bolty meri sari pepsi pee gaya..!
2. Main apny ghar ki ek ek cheez ginta ho faraz,
Aik tery aany se phly, aik tery jany k baad..!
3. Us ne mri zindagi kaanto se bhar di Faraz,
Wo jo khti thi “Mahi aave ga main Phullan Nal dharti sjawangi
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Mera Us
Shehr-e-Adaawat Mein Basera Hai Faraz…
Jahan Charas To Mil Jaati Hai.
Magar Cheeni Nahi Milti. :-
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Wo Mujhe Iss Hairat Se Dekhta Hai FARAZ,
Jaisay Main Ne Us Ka Koi Karza Dena Hai..!!
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Kahin koi zakham nahi, Phir Bhi Dard ka Ahsas hua He “Faraz”
Lagta he dil ka koi tukrra Aaj bhi uss K pass hai….
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Dar Badr Ki Saza Se Darty Hen,
Khushk Patay Hen Hwa Se Drtay Hen,
Aandhion Se kAbHi MUhABbAt Thi HUMIen,
Ab To Baad-e-Saba Se Dartay Hain,
Nafraton Ne Wo Lazzatein Bakhshin,
Chahat Jesi Bala Se Dartay Hain,
Logon k Karam Hain Itnay,
~ Faraz ~
Zindagi ki Dua Se Dartay Hain…
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Raat Bari Mushkil Se Sulaya Hai Khud Ko Main Ne FARAZ..
Warna Light Kay Bagair Kon PAGAL Sota Hai . . . ? ?
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Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko faraz…
Main Welding da kam v jan’da waan
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Likhay Thay Jitnay bhi Khat tmnay mujhay Faraz
wo sub abbu nay parh liye KHOL K DARAAZ…
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