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Funny SMS
‘Baap:
Beta tm tv per kon sa chennel daikty ho?
Beta tm tv per kon sa chennel daikty ho?
Beta:
Dar k bola ‘pogo’
Dar k bola ‘pogo’
Baap:
O kutte muj ko yeh beta yeh gandy
sms tm ko kon kerta hai?’
O kutte muj ko yeh beta yeh gandy
sms tm ko kon kerta hai?’
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‘FARAZ larki dekh k arz krta hai.
Teri smile me kya chamak hy
Larki smile kr k boli:
Bhaiya mere toothpaste me namak hy.’
Bhaiya mere toothpaste me namak hy.’
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‘A new vacuum salesman knockd at d door.
A lady opend it.B4 she could speak,
the salesman rushed into d living room
& emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet.
the salesman rushed into d living room
& emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet.
Salesman: Madam,
if I couldn’t clean this up in next 3 minutes with
my new powerful vaccum cleaner, i’ll EAT all this shit!
if I couldn’t clean this up in next 3 minutes with
my new powerful vaccum cleaner, i’ll EAT all this shit!
Lady: Do you want Chilli Sauce with that?
Salesman: Why Madam?
Lady: Because there’s no electricty in the house. 
MORAL: Over smartness is dangerous in Pakistan. ’
’
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BOYS Are the most busy generation
in the world.
in the world.
On bike 1 hand on clutch
1 hand on accelerator.
1 hand on accelerator.
1 leg on gear
1 leg on break.
1 leg on break.
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
1 ear on mobile
1 eye on Road
1 eye on girl
1 eye on girl
Nose on breath,
Lips on cigrate
Lips on cigrate
All tensions 1 Time
Phir b Log larko ko Farig
kehte Hain…
That’s Not fair…
kehte Hain…
That’s Not fair…
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LIFE MEANS:-
6 frnds,
2 bikes but no petrol
exam nite,6 duffers no notes.
sitting on sea view ,
6 smokers n only 1 cigrete!
1 girl,6 frnds n all saying “teri bhabhi hai”
6 frnds,
2 bikes but no petrol
exam nite,6 duffers no notes.
sitting on sea view ,
6 smokers n only 1 cigrete!
1 girl,6 frnds n all saying “teri bhabhi hai”
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Agr k0i apko dekh kar drwaza
band kar leta hai
to yad rakho
.
.
Kundi d0no taraf se h0ti hai….
tum bhi bahar se laga kar bhag
jao..! :p xp
band kar leta hai
to yad rakho
.
.
Kundi d0no taraf se h0ti hai….
tum bhi bahar se laga kar bhag
jao..! :p xp
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”ALLAH ka diya sab kuch he :-
Books he
Notes he
Time he
aur hausla to itna he ke…
jb chahe padh ke TOP kr sakte he,
bus 1 hi bat ki kami he,.
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Notes he
Time he
aur hausla to itna he ke…
jb chahe padh ke TOP kr sakte he,
bus 1 hi bat ki kami he,.
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Solid bezati
Girlfriend :janu…
Ek bat bolu???
.
.
Boylfriend:Nahi…
rehne de…..
aur
thora dur ho ke baith…
Girlfriend :janu…
Ek bat bolu???
.
.
Boylfriend:Nahi…
rehne de…..
aur
thora dur ho ke baith…
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One day l went 2 ZOO.
So many animals were there.
(>. .< )
"v"
Mouse
So many animals were there.
(>. .< )
"v"
Mouse
(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl
( "=" )
Owl
o(o‚¿o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey
(!)'(!)
Monkey
(@‚¿@)
"(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi
"(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi
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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone….
.
.
He was surprised to see…
.
2 missed calls from RAJNIKANTH..:P
.
.
He was surprised to see…
.
2 missed calls from RAJNIKANTH..:P
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R u agree-
Call summary
Boy to boy= 00:00:59
Boy to mom= 00:10:30
Boy to dad= 00:02:36
Boy to girl= 01:15:01
Girl to girl= 00:29:59
Girl to boy= 00:00:05 :p
:p
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Student took his girlfriend to his home
After Completing Graduation….
After Completing Graduation….
Father Asked who is she….
Son replied.
My Campus selection.. !!
Son replied.
My Campus selection.. !!
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There are only 5 things we need in life:
Good friends
Good income
Good food
Good sleep
&
“GOOD _ UCK”
(Interpretations may vary) but both r needed.
Good friends
Good income
Good food
Good sleep
&
“GOOD _ UCK”
(Interpretations may vary) but both r needed.
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Things in Boys’ room Before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95
After marriage:
Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202!
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202!
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3 Important Stages Of Life…
Before Marriage- ‘MAD For Each Other’
During Marriage- ‘MADE For Other’
After Marriage- ‘MAD Because Of Each Other’.. !
Before Marriage- ‘MAD For Each Other’
During Marriage- ‘MADE For Other’
After Marriage- ‘MAD Because Of Each Other’.. !
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Please pass this msg to all friends n help me.
I’m imdad
Blood group (0-)
urgently need
2 bottles….
I’m imdad
Blood group (0-)
urgently need
2 bottles….
Of
fanta and coke
with
1 large Pizza
thanx
fanta and coke
with
1 large Pizza
thanx
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3 Signs to identify the teacher
-
-
-
-
1. Stressed
2.Depressed
3. Still Well Dressed.;-)
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Is question me 99.9% log fail ho
chuke hai..
.
.
Dekhte ha aap me dum h ya nai
.
chuke hai..
.
.
Dekhte ha aap me dum h ya nai
.
.
What is ur grlfrnd name &
Mob.number..?
Reply Fast
Mob.number..?
Reply Fast
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Aik Choha Sharab k Glass me doob gya.
Wahan se billi guzar rhi thi.
Choha bola:-Mhje nikal do plz bhaly tm baad mein
mujy kha lena’
mujy kha lena’
Bili ne glass gira dia.
Choha baag gaya.
Choha baag gaya.
Bili:Dhoka dia,Jhot bola,
Apny wady sy mukar gay tm’
Chohay ne muskurate hue kaha :-
Apny wady sy mukar gay tm’
Chohay ne muskurate hue kaha :-
Jan us waqt me nshy me tha:-’
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I Found Aaladin’s Lamp
I Asked Him to Increase
Your Brain Ten Times More..
He Laughed & told
Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.. !
Your Brain Ten Times More..
He Laughed & told
Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.. !
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Girls are never wrong..
Just sumtimes
confused
childish
stubborn
senseless
emotional
unchangeable
crazy
stupid
idiot ‘n even Mad!!
confused
childish
stubborn
senseless
emotional
unchangeable
crazy
stupid
idiot ‘n even Mad!!
But,
Never Wrong
Never Wrong
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Diffrnce B/w Theoretical & Pratical Knowledge..
Girls Scores 99/100 In Computer..
Girls Scores 99/100 In Computer..
Dont Even Know How To Turn On Computer properly
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Close Your Eyes ….,Relax Your Body….
‘n Stop Breathing As Long As You Can…
Now Breath…
I Miss You As Much As You Missed The Air..!
‘n Stop Breathing As Long As You Can…
Now Breath…
I Miss You As Much As You Missed The Air..!
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“Yes I love you.
You are so cute, smart.
My mother also likes you very much.
My father is ready to take up our relationship seriously.
You are so cute, smart.
My mother also likes you very much.
My father is ready to take up our relationship seriously.
So please don’t say no to my proposal.
Accept me as your dearest, loveliest younger sister.
Happy Raksha Bandhan Bhaiya.”
Accept me as your dearest, loveliest younger sister.
Happy Raksha Bandhan Bhaiya.”
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WOmens are like Fruits.
Every Woman has her own unique taste ‘n colour…
Every Woman has her own unique taste ‘n colour…
But
The problem is the Men.
They seem to love Fruit salad..!!
The problem is the Men.
They seem to love Fruit salad..!!
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Sit ‘n Cry for the whole day
‘n Nobody shows intrest to know whats wrong,
But
Sit ‘n Smile seeing a Msg on your phone
‘n the whole damn world wants to know
Whose on the other side.. !!
‘n Nobody shows intrest to know whats wrong,
But
Sit ‘n Smile seeing a Msg on your phone
‘n the whole damn world wants to know
Whose on the other side.. !!
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“JOOTA Chupai”
Shaadi k moka pr wo rasam hy jise SALIYAN
ada krti hein…
ada krti hein…
Magr ye Rasam
.
.
.
Pata nahi
.
.
.
Pata nahi
.
.
Masjidon me namaz k waqt kon SALAY ada krty
hen….
Masjidon me namaz k waqt kon SALAY ada krty
hen….
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Ek Choha Billi se keh raha tha k
I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU.
Billi Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho?
Choha:Jo tum kaho gi mein wohi karoon
ga.
ga.
Billi:Kya Tum mere liye jan da sakte ho?
Choha:Na Darling Na,Sadi MAA nu put nai
Labne tenu yar Batheray”
Labne tenu yar Batheray”
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AQAL BADAM KHANY SY NAHI
.
.
.
DHOKA KHANY SY ATI HY………..
FUNNY BUT TRUE
.
.
.
DHOKA KHANY SY ATI HY………..
FUNNY BUT TRUE
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Aaj main Apko Laziz Khana banana sikhati hn…
1) 1 Dish mein ANGOOR rakh lein.
2) Phir Dish ko haath mein Pakrein
3) Or kisi Sheeshe k samne khare hojayen
Bas Dish ready hogai
Dish Ka NAME
Langoor k hath mein Angoor….
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Wo Tuje door se Dekh k Apna
DOPPTTA Sambhal LeTi he…
DOPPTTA Sambhal LeTi he…
wa wa wa
Me Heraan Hn k wo itni Door se
b
b
Kamina Pehchaan Leti he!
Hun kr waa waa!
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Dabby me Dabba,
Dabby main Cake,
wa wa wa wa
Tmatar K Mu waly Koi Msg to
Bhej…
Bhej…
Ab bolo wa wa
(“,) Oy Teri Baisti
<)(/ hogi…
_/\_
<)(/ hogi…
_/\_
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Govt Ne elan kiya hai,
All beautiful Girls & Handsom
Boys Personality Tax”
Diya krey Gy.
Boys Personality Tax”
Diya krey Gy.
.
Hosla hosla..!
.
Tusi Save O,
.
.
Sayapa te pey gya Menu..!
Hosla hosla..!
.
Tusi Save O,
.
.
Sayapa te pey gya Menu..!
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F.M pe abi abi suna hai k Masjidon se
Jootey or Lotey chori karne wala pakrra
gaya hai,
Jootey or Lotey chori karne wala pakrra
gaya hai,
Tm kidr ho?
Taslli k liey 1 misscal do jaldi Sy.
Dil Bhot preshan hy…
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Miss: Aj tum late kyu Aaye?
School 8 baje Shuru hota hai phir dair Q ki?
Bcha: Miss Aap b na bs…
School 8 baje Shuru hota hai phir dair Q ki?
Bcha: Miss Aap b na bs…
Meri
itni fikar mat kiya karen log shak karte hain…;
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Jeya 03452789620
Sana 03322287187
Kiran 03343432149
Hera 03002554296
Noren 03369698830
Tania 03234153100
Saira 03322416788
Sara 03053460589
Bubli 03124128547
Uzma 03086193862
Sobi 03057698819
Jeya 03452789620
Ye me ne apne mobile is Saal ki
Zakat nikali hai Aur Pehla haq aap
jese tharki ka hai
Zakat nikali hai Aur Pehla haq aap
jese tharki ka hai
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